She did it again! (dog sigh!)

Its summer time, my kids are home, I’m free to roam the yard and neighboring yards as much as I want.  I can chase the hose, swim in the pond..(see I <3  water)    I shouldn’t have to sleep pinned up in the pet taxi at nite.   Just because,  morning before last, my mom found my on the top bunk of my boy’s bed.  She still isn’t sure how I got up there, since the only way up is a 5 foot wooden ladder. (that’s my secret).  But I do think last nite was sonot fair!!!      I really do not care for his new bunk bed.   Grr!

Milo

Listen up Humans…..I don’t appreciate having my picture taken so much…it totally makes me feel disgusted!  I mean a few pics are ok, but enough with the cell phones!  Growl!

anyways…so now that its summer, my boy does alot of swimming in our pool.   Now, I have previously not been allowed inside the pool and this year is no different.  They even pull up the ladder and put on the side railings…  I mean, how’s a dog suppose to cool off if not in the very same pool my boy’s in???!!!  

I have a secret though, I can still get in!!!!  They don’t know how I do it and I am not going to tell it now, but I can get in!!!   Every time someone finds me in there I get a spanking and put in the pet taxi like some sort of pound puppy, but its still real fun!!!!

I really got in trouble last time I jumped in cause I accidentally scratched my boy’s back.  (I like to jump on top of his head from the top of the ladder)

So now, I have to stay inside when my boy is swimming.  I don’t really want to get in whenever anyone else gets in….just the boy!  Love him!!!

gotta go scratch…damn fleas!!!!

Milo

PS…how cute is this little guy…

I can’t seem to help myself when water is around, especially if my people are around.  My mom keeps washing me at night, hoping I will stay clean and dry the next day, but I just can’t seem to stay out of it…What I do not enjoy??   Baths.  Not really fun in the water.   I am not sure why its any different than the pool or pond, but it just is.  There isn’t anyone throwing me rocks to chase in the bathtub.  There isn’t anyone else swimming around in bathtub like the pool.   There is no spray to go up my nose in the bathtub.   Sometimes I hide so I don’t have to have a bath.  It doesn’t work.  She always finds me and then I get thrown into the tub and end up smelling like a girl from the shampoo she uses on me.  Like that’s not bad enough, she usually comes at me a second time with conditioner….Like my excellent coat needs  conditioner….I am self cleaning.  Dirt just falls off me…Sure, I smell sometimes, but Roxie doesn’t seem to mind. (she’s my dog)  I think I smell nice.  The peeps do not….